My Booty Stank

Mommy has this song she sings to me -- she swears she heard it on the Internet in 1996, but who only knows, with her, if she made it up or not. It goes a little somethin' like this:

"Wash the coochie, honey.
Somethin' smells like fish
Don't care what you thank
Your booty stank.
Wash that coochie, honey."

She has air fresheners all over the house, which smell yummy ... you can barely smell the scent of ass in the house now!!! She's changing my litter before we leave town this weekend so that I can come back to a fresh pan. Woo hoo! Mommy doesn't like stanky booties in her house, so she and I scrub our butts often!!! Never know when you're gonna encounter a tomcat, so we believe in keeping a clean pussy, just in case someone might wanna see it!!! lol