Catnip/Catnap

Mommy is mad at me because I am a finicky little puss. She went to three stores between yesterday and today, trying to find my favorite foods. She knows better than to buy some no-name brand that I will not stoop so low as to eat. Hey, she won't buy generic tampons, so why should I eat generic food? A kitty's gotta have her standards. Thank goodness, though, she found the food, or my belly would have been a-growlin' tonight!!!

She did buy me a mouse that is the same color as me ... tan, black and white. She also injected it with some catnip ... Yum-O!!!! I love catnip. It rules. However, I was just so delighted in the cosmic kitty orgasms that I acquired from rolling around the house with my new toy that, well, I lost it. Don't tell Mommy, though! She quit buying me toys long ago because I like to eat them, and the only toys I still have are the ones Unca Janna gave me that I haven't yet destroyed. I hope I find my mouse before Mommy gets home ... off to go sniff around for the scent of catnip! Then I will be very tired and very much deserving of a catnAp!!!