Friday Five!!!

1. What is your favorite scary movie?
Ooooh, that's a tough one. I acutally did enjoy "Scary Movie." That pothead reminded me of Aunt Daddy. :) And Mommy, too, come to think of it. ha ha.

2. What is your favorite Halloween treat?
Mmmmm. Caramel corn. Mommy's messy when she eats popcorn, and she calls me her little Dirt Devil, 'cause I graze the floor and keep it very clean for her by eating whatever remnants of caramel corn she drops. Yum!

3. Do you dress up for Halloween? If so, describe your best Halloween costume.
If my Mommy even thinks she's gonna get a costume on me, I'll kick her ass and shit on her keyboard. She calls me her Punkin' Puss, and I hope she doesn't dress me up like a punkin, although I am plump and juicy and would probably look OK in a punkin' costume. But then, how would I take a shit, if I'm wearing a costume?

4. Do you enjoy going to haunted houses or other spooky events?
Mommy has lived in some haunted places, and no, I don't like it. Not one bit. Ghosts are scary! You all wonder why cats go berserk and bounce off the walls and run for the hills for no apparent reason. Trust me, there is a reason ... WE SEE DEAD PEOPLE!!!

5. Will you dress up for Halloween this year?
Yeah, I'm gonna be a Punkin' Puss!!! hee hee