I Crap In a Box

I'm Maddie, a fabulous foul-mouthed Calico from Washington, D.C. I sleep, whine and poop a lot. Swearing like a sailor and vomiting like a supermodel round out my typical day. Tormenting my sister also warms my heart!

Wednesday, October 16, 2002

Fucking Sniper

Mommy is working from home today. Damn it. I love having the house to myself during the day, but she's got some work to do that doesn't have to be done in the office. I'll bet she's afraid of getting hit by that beltway sniper. Motherfucker. They better catch him so she isn't afraid to leave the house! After she feeds me, of course. :)

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