On the road again. ...

Just when I thought it was safe to assume that I wouldn't be dragged around the Eastern seaboard for a long time to come, I learned that Mommy and Aunt Daddy are planning a road trip to Pittsburgh for Turkey Day. Christ. Although I LOVE Grandma's turkey (she always buys it from Honeybaked Ham, because I am a prissy cat and refuse to eat less than the best!), I dread being in a car for several hours. Damn it. I'm calling shotgun!!! Mommy can stuff her fat ass in the backseat, 'cause I get carsick in the back. Heh. At least she gave me a month to prepare for the horror. But I'll get to go hide throughout Grandma's house, and I like that.