I Crap In a Box

I'm Maddie, a fabulous foul-mouthed Calico from Washington, D.C. I sleep, whine and poop a lot. Swearing like a sailor and vomiting like a supermodel round out my typical day. Tormenting my sister also warms my heart!

Wednesday, October 30, 2002

Poor Pussies

Yesterday was a bad news day for literate kitties like myself. I am very grateful that, although I lost my brand-new catnip mouse toy, Mommy wasn't mad enough to cut off my tail and eat it or simply hang me.

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