Poor Pussies
Yesterday was a bad news day for literate kitties like myself. I am very grateful that, although I lost my brand-new catnip mouse toy, Mommy wasn't mad enough to cut off my tail and eat it or simply hang me.
I'm Maddie, a fabulous foul-mouthed Calico from Washington, D.C. I sleep, whine and poop a lot. Swearing like a sailor and vomiting like a supermodel round out my typical day. Tormenting my sister also warms my heart!
Yesterday was a bad news day for literate kitties like myself. I am very grateful that, although I lost my brand-new catnip mouse toy, Mommy wasn't mad enough to cut off my tail and eat it or simply hang me.
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