Crapping outside the box

Well, since Mommy didn't bother changing my litter since we got back to town last weekend, I decided to leave a few of my own special nuggets of joy everywhere in the house -- even on her blue rug upon which I so love to poop. I figured, that's an easy way to get her goat. She's no neat freak (just a freak!), but she absolutely abhors when garbage is not in the garbage can, when dirty dishes are everywhere but the dishwasher, when trash isn't at the dumpster, etc. -- so I figured that would be an easy way to get my potty freshened. And damn it, it worked! It's 1 a.m. and my litter is C-L-E-A-N!!! Although, it was unpleasant when Mommy had to put on her gloves and pull six poop nuggets outta my butt -- and I was eating the blue foil stuffing in Aunt Shan's birthday gift, and the foil was stringing the poop cubes together, like a festive strand of garland. Consider it MY contribution to the decorating!