I Crap In a Box

I'm Maddie, a fabulous foul-mouthed Calico from Washington, D.C. I sleep, whine and poop a lot. Swearing like a sailor and vomiting like a supermodel round out my typical day. Tormenting my sister also warms my heart!

Wednesday, December 18, 2002

Poop-o-Rama

I shat on Mommy's blue rug. Again. Bitch, it's litter time!!! Get a clue.

I feel my song coming on .... "Poop! I did it again/I shit on the floor/On Mommy's blue rug/Oooh, baby baby/Poop! You think that I care/That you had to wash it again/I'm not that interested!!!"

Ooh, the rugs are coming out of the dryer now. Muahahahaha. ;)

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