I Crap In a Box

I'm Maddie, a fabulous foul-mouthed Calico from Washington, D.C. I sleep, whine and poop a lot. Swearing like a sailor and vomiting like a supermodel round out my typical day. Tormenting my sister also warms my heart!

Monday, December 02, 2002

Pretty Pissy Pussy

I'm still recuperating from being in the car all frickin' weekend to visit Grandma's house in Pittsburgh for Turkey Day. Argh. I will write more when I get back on my normal sleeping schedule again -- I was required to be awake entirely too often when I was there. And I hate riding in the car, although Daddy drives a hell of a lot better than Mommy ever will. :) I didn't cry too much -- in fact, I rather enjoyed singing along with Daddy's techno music. He calls me DJ Divine M 'cause I meow to the beat. heh.

Shit, I've gotta poop. Be back later!!!

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