Snow in my litterbox

It's a snow day. Mommy AND Auntie Tiff are BOTH home with me ALL DAY. Dumb bitches. They are interfering with my 23-hour beauty rest. Though, I guess it's good that I can whine loud enough for them to turn the bathroom faucet on for me whenever I want. Yay!

Even so, they are making noises and it is disturbing my delicate consititution. Perhaps I will go vomit on Mommy's bed. Yes, that sounds like it would make me feel better. It almost makes me wish for another road trip with Aunt Daddy. At least he appreciates it when I sing along with his techno music. He even gave me the cute "DJ Divine M" nickname. It's much better than trying to sing along with mommy's whiny-nasty-lesbian-music. When I try to sing along with that, Mommy thinks I'm bitchin' and starts dousing me with water. Asshole.