Confused kitty

Hmm. Something is different today. I am not sure what it is. Mommy's not here, but that's nothing new. Neglectful bitch. But what is it, though?

I've been wandering around the house, and nothing seems out of place. Food dish is half-empty, but it's still there. Bathroom faucet -- check -- still there. That's good. A bounty of kitty toys are scattered in every room. That's fine, too. Hmm.

Wait -- ::sniff, sniff:: -- could it be? Quick check of the hallway, past my kitty sofa. Oh. My. Gawd!!! My litter is clean! Sparkling, unblemished, crystally goodness clean!!! Oh, Mommy, I am so very happy. I almost feel bad for pooping in your box of summer sandals in the closet!

Well ...

I don't feel that bad. Consider it a warning bell for the next time you slack off!