:::fuming:::

Mommy is really pissin' me off, and I can't get revenge right now.

Her new little Maddie-discipline trick? She got a chili recipe book from Marlboro, and on page 75 is a recipe for "Quick Calico Chili." Yes, you read it right. Calico chili. I know I am sweet and all, but I would make a terrible ingredient in chili. Chili is supposed to make people poop, and well, I like to be the one doing the pooping. I get very jealous when other people poop. And how would Mommy fit my bum into her stock pot? Doesn't she know that I wouldn't fit? That is a good thing, though, that I am a full-figured kitty cat, because you can't cook me. But it still scorches my s'mores that she is taunting me with that damn recipe. Hmmm. I will stay on very good behavior for now, until I can reach that cookbook and eat it so that she no longer has that recipe. Bahahahaha.