::Growl::

Mommy didn't go to sleep, which she blamed on me bugging her after she crawled into bed. Whatevuh! Talk to the paw, woman. Now that your ass is awake, I believe you should be feeding me. Yes, I do not wish to be petted, I wish to be fed. If you've got one free hand, that's a hand that should be tossing treats to my feet. Bitch.