I Crap In a Box

I'm Maddie, a fabulous foul-mouthed Calico from Washington, D.C. I sleep, whine and poop a lot. Swearing like a sailor and vomiting like a supermodel round out my typical day. Tormenting my sister also warms my heart!

Thursday, January 09, 2003

Mommy?

Where the hell are you?!?! Your blog is gone and I never see you. I'm going to report you to the Administration of Cat and Family Services for neglecting your six-year-old child who is very hungry. Bitch.

posted by Miss Maddie @ 8:47 AM

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