Butt scrubbing

Last night, Mommy absolutely disgraced me by cleaning my butt with a baby wipe. Sheesh, I'm almost 7 years old -- I know how to wipe my own ass! (Granted, I wipe it on the walls or on the rug.) She was lying face-down on her bed last night, talking to Grandma, and I decided to go lie down in front of her, and she kept saying, "Puss, you stink!" I was very hurt and hoped she would apologize. But she didn't.

So before it was time for us to go night-night, she picked me up from my kitty sofa and took me into the bathroom sink. I thought I was getting some time under the faucet, as I love running water much better than drinking from a bowl, but noooo, no water fountain for Maddie. Instead, she took a bunch of baby wipes and was pulling poop chunks from the fur around my ass. I was very upset and it made my bum sore. She was also bitter because she had cleaned out my litter and I still had those residual kitty chunks in my long hair. Finally, she was satisfied that my butt had been properly scrubbed, and she let me go to bed with her. But I was not happy. Not one bit!