Irony
Mommy was just bragging over at her site how she paid a massive pet deposit for me at our apartment and that the humans had done more damage to the place than I ever could. That was before I barfed all over her bedroom floor this morning. Ha.
I'm Maddie, a fabulous foul-mouthed Calico from Washington, D.C. I sleep, whine and poop a lot. Swearing like a sailor and vomiting like a supermodel round out my typical day. Tormenting my sister also warms my heart!
Mommy was just bragging over at her site how she paid a massive pet deposit for me at our apartment and that the humans had done more damage to the place than I ever could. That was before I barfed all over her bedroom floor this morning. Ha.
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