I Crap In a Box

I'm Maddie, a fabulous foul-mouthed Calico from Washington, D.C. I sleep, whine and poop a lot. Swearing like a sailor and vomiting like a supermodel round out my typical day. Tormenting my sister also warms my heart!

Thursday, May 29, 2003

No scrubs

Or, rather, no siblings. w00t!!!

Turns out that Romeo the girl cat has a home, so Auntie Tiff is leaving her in Arlington. Which is beautiful for me, because Mommy decided to not get me my booster shots, as I am not being exposed to another kitty so I really don't need them. Mommy is just happy that she's saving the money, but I'm more glad to not have to go buh-byes in the car with her, only to have a large needle shoved up my ass. Last time we went to the vet, Mommy went careening around a corner at warp speed, and my little cage went tumbling across the backseat! When she got me out of the car, I was on my back because the cage had flipped completely upside down. Bitch can't drive!!!

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