I Crap In a Box

I'm Maddie, a fabulous foul-mouthed Calico from Washington, D.C. I sleep, whine and poop a lot. Swearing like a sailor and vomiting like a supermodel round out my typical day. Tormenting my sister also warms my heart!

Saturday, May 10, 2003

Still an only child

And loving it!

I will take the advice of my readers and make any cat who crosses my litterbox into a loyal subject. I am taking this extra time to plot the many ways that I will continue reigning supreme in my household.

Mommy has already given me permission to kick any kitty who lays a claw on her furniture to Kingdom Come. I love being firstborn!

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