I Crap In a Box

I'm Maddie, a fabulous foul-mouthed Calico from Washington, D.C. I sleep, whine and poop a lot. Swearing like a sailor and vomiting like a supermodel round out my typical day. Tormenting my sister also warms my heart!

Monday, June 16, 2003

Litterbox love

The human roommates are having toilet troubles, and boy are they pissed! The toily's been on the brink for days, and it will be at least until tomorrow till it gets fixed. In the meantime, I am viciously guarding my litterbox, 'cause I don't want no stanky human butts pooping on MY litter!!! They can HOLD their bladders and bowels till their human-sized litterbox gets fixed!

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