Fat Bitches

*updated*

Mommy and Aunt Tiff are packing up to move. Fortunately, they realize that I am much too dainty to pack anything, and so Mommy will be packing my litterbox and my bowl for me.

But I like to sit and watch them work- it reminds them who is really in charge around here- ME! First I lounged on one of Mommy's cardboard boxes, but I did not find it to my liking. So then I reclined on one of her plastic storage crates, and was much more comfortable.

Aunt Tiff made a joke about how the cardboard box wouldn't support my pudgy ass. Asshole. It's not like she OR Mommy need to be making jokes about how pudgy I am. I've seen them naked. And they wonder why I vomit so much. ...

UPDATE
You have GOT to see this photo and caption at SilverBlue!!!