Name that pussy!

*updated*

Mommy decided that she wants to change Chloe's name (for those just tuning in, I haven't met Chloe yet -- she's not going to enter Miss Maddie's presence until after we move in early August). Because we know of a human baby named Chloe, things are just getting too confusing for us to talk about "baby Chloe" and "Chloe the cat."



So, friends, what do you think we should name her? Personally, I will refrain from calling her anything other than "Asshole!" because she's invading MY turf.

Mommy changed my name, too, when she got me from Aunt Daddy. I was originally Madonna Lynn, because Aunt Daddy loves Madonna (and what self-respecting gay man doesn't?). Mommy since named me Madeline Annie, which has resulted in a billion variations and nicknames, the least of which have been:

Maddie, Madeline, Maddie-Cat, Puss Cat, Puddy Tat, Puddy Tat-Rat (thanks, Grandma, for that one), Molly (Mommy's favorite), Molly-cule/Molecule (thanks again, Grandma), Punkin, Punkin Puss, Punkin Annie, Sweetness, Baby Girl, Brat, Bitch, Furball, Pork Roast, Hamhock, Pork Chop, Mutton Ass, Pudgy Ass (thanks to Aunt Tiff for that), Bad Cat, Linda Blair (for my "Exorcist"-inspired vomit festivals), Punkin Munchkin, Piggy, Little One, Squirt, Dipshit, Shithead, Poopy Girl, Dingleberry, PITA (pain in the ass, thanks Mommy! You are, too!!!), and many, many others.

At any rate, while I have great faith that Mommy will come up with yet another set of monikers for my new lil sister, do you have any great pet names that you want to share for us to consider?

UPDATED
Mommy and Aunt Tiff were fondly reminiscing (assholes!) about such monikers as Pudge Bucket, Pudge Sack, Pudgecicle, Punkin Noodle, Punkin Butt, Puddin, Puddin Puss, Vulture and Baby Puss. There! Did I miss any more?!?!