I Crap In a Box

I'm Maddie, a fabulous foul-mouthed Calico from Washington, D.C. I sleep, whine and poop a lot. Swearing like a sailor and vomiting like a supermodel round out my typical day. Tormenting my sister also warms my heart!

Wednesday, August 27, 2003

Dumbass

Chloe fell in the toilet again. Stupid girl!

I saw the whole thing. What a goofball. And I watched her get a bath afterward. Ha ha! I think I am really starting to like her -- she will never be as smart as her big sister! :)

That's what she gets for eating all of my food and leaving me nothin'! But at least Mommy feeds me extra treats when Chloe is too busy snarfing up everything in my food dish, so it all works out! :)

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