*Hiss*

I have never been in the presence of anything other than humans before. I've never seen, live-in-the-flesh, another cat or even a dog.

And I've been an only child for nearly seven and a half years! But that, my friends, ended today.

A half hour ago, when Aunt Mikey brought over Little Miss Chloe, I was so very puzzled. I mean, come on -- I am the princess of my mommy's life. Why does she feel she needs another puss to complete her life?

The little runt is running around right now, trying to find a spot of her own that I haven't wiped my ass on. Heh -- good luck! Although I see that mommy bought her a huge black velvet kitty bed -- she took it out of the plastic tonight. Bitch! She figured that I have my little sofa, so Chloe should have her own place to lounge that has been untainted by moi. I guess I can't begrudge her yet.

This little one has so much energy! She's running around like a lil freak. She'd never had catnip before, so Mommy gave her some, and she's just bonkers. Mommy also smartly gave me a double dose of 'nip as well, and I'm just chillin' here in the corner, hoping the lil shit leaves me alone.

Aunt Mikey tried to socialize us. He introduced Chloe to me twice. She didn't want to talk to me. The feeling was mutual.

How we met, actually, was that I was strolling through the house, and the little terror ran right up to me and hissed at me. I hissed back. She hissed and whined, and I started growling. Aunt Mikey and Mommy came to see what all the ruckus was about, and there we were by the litterboxes, having our first bitch-fest. I'm sure it won't be our last!

Oooh, this is gonna be so fucking weird. She is staring at me as I type this, and I'm just givin' her nasty looks. I am also glaring heavily at Mommy, that fucking wench, for doing this to me. I'm gonna poop in her face while she sleeps tonight!!! ASSHOLE!!!