Short Bus outta here

Mommy had an operation earlier this week, so she left me alone with the Short Bus cat for several days. Aunt Daddy took care of us till Mommy came home on Wednesday, and he's popped by a few times to check in on us and to clean my box, as Mommy can't bend over much.

Mommy had her appendix out (along with various other complications I don't understand), and now she has this stupid bag hanging from where the doctors cut her. Well, as soon as she walked through the door on Wednesday, Short Bus Girl leapt up and dug her claws into the bag. Ugh! It's catching bad blood and tissue, and the little shit grabbed it and tried to pull Mommy to the ground with it.

I'd feel bad, but. ... It bought Short Bus Girl a long vacation to Aunt Paul and Aunt Bryan's house. Wheee!!!! So it's just been Mommy and me here at the house all week, and I've tried to be extra-good so she would appreciate me and love me and not send me away like she did with the little terror. Heh.

Anyway, that's news for now. I am trying very hard not to throw up too much, as I puked last night and it took Mommy a half hour just to get down to the floor to pick it up. I'd love it if Short Bus never came home, but I understand she's terrorizing Itchy and Philip, my kitty cousins, and isn't letting them eat or poop. Pussies! All they have to do is hiss at her and bat her around a little bit. She won't get the message, but at least she needs to know she's in for a fight! ;)