I Crap In a Box

I'm Maddie, a fabulous foul-mouthed Calico from Washington, D.C. I sleep, whine and poop a lot. Swearing like a sailor and vomiting like a supermodel round out my typical day. Tormenting my sister also warms my heart!

Sunday, September 28, 2003

Sick kid

I'm sorry I haven't written much lately -- I've been very sick. My eyes are all watery and crusty, and the left one is practically swollen shut.

Mommy isn't sure whether it's from pinkeye (although the vet told her kitties don't get pinkeye) or whether it's from the little asshole Kadie fighting with me and scratching me. At any rate, though, we're both going to the vet on Monday or Tuesday -- whenever the clinic can fit us in. I hope they put Kadi to sleep!

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