I Crap In a Box

I'm Maddie, a fabulous foul-mouthed Calico from Washington, D.C. I sleep, whine and poop a lot. Swearing like a sailor and vomiting like a supermodel round out my typical day. Tormenting my sister also warms my heart!

Saturday, September 20, 2003

Something smells fishy

God damn it, is that Short Bus Cat that I see? Oh, for Christ's sake!!!

Mommy (bitch!) brought Short Bus -- okay, okay, one of these days I will start calling her Kadi, as Mommy has requested. It just won't be today -- back home today so that Aunt Mikey could pick her up. Only ... I overheard Mommy leaving a voicemail for Aunt Mikey to not come over for now -- she said she wants to KEEP the little runt for awhile longer!!!

Fuck, fuck, fuck!!!

The little one attempted to run up and scare me when she first arrived, but I hauled off and hissed and charged her. She hasn't bothered me since. Good. Perhaps she has finally, finally realized who's boss.

Who's boss around here? Unfortunately, today, it's looking like it's Mommy. ASSHOLE!!! I'll get you for this!!!!!!

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