Up, up and away

Okay, other than the Short Bus cat -- Kadi -- farting up a windstorm every 10 minutes, she's providing me with some amusement (when I'm not running to the windows, gasping for breath!).

Mommy has three get-well balloons hanging over the side of the couch. The strings from one of the balloons wasn't tied up, so Kadi likes to bat at it. Well, yesterday, she decided to latch her evil little teeth into the ribbon, and she went sailing across the room for a millisecond. But her fat ass couldn't be supported by the delicate Garfield and Peanuts balloons, and she crashed to the floor. Hee hee. Dumb bitch thought she could fly. Maybe I'll go kick her ass and send her sailing across the room -- she'll REALLY go flyin' then!!!