Skid row
Why does Mommy get so mad when I wipe my butt on the floor? You would think she'd appreciate it that I want to have a clean ass for all to admire!
I'm Maddie, a fabulous foul-mouthed Calico from Washington, D.C. I sleep, whine and poop a lot. Swearing like a sailor and vomiting like a supermodel round out my typical day. Tormenting my sister also warms my heart!
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