Asshole!

Argh.

The reason why Mommy gave baths to Kadi and me is because we're going to Pittsburgh tomorrow morning! Jeebus H! She wanted us to be clean so we can go to Grandma's house for turkey!

Mmm, turkey. ...

Yeah, Grandma serves only the finest Honeybaked Ham turkey for our family. But is it worth being burritoed into my little cage for four and a half hours each way?

I'll get back to you on that.

In the meantime, be thankful your mommy doesn't wrap you in a towel to hide your claws (i.e., burrito) and shove you into a cage that's no bigger than you are!

Here's to hoping Kadi doesn't shit in the car on her way up north, like she did the last time we made a pilgrimage for Grandma's birthday in September!