Pooh-pooh

Good grief, does the litter station smell like shit. Ugh! That Short Bus cat is really something -- she farts all day and poops every moment in between. And she makes more sounds on the toilet than humans do! When I poop, I do it quietly and daintily, taking time to wipe my ass on the rug to cleanse the particles from my fur. Not Short Bus -- she jumps in the box, sounds off a few blasts and then goes running.

Of course, the other night, Short Bus decided to follow in my path and drag her ass along the carpet too. She did not do it right -- I at least stop pooping before I jump out of the box, and she jumped out in mid-poop! It smelled and looked AWFUL!

Mommy, please oh please get some litter before you come home today. I know it's payday and you've needed to wait till today to spend the eight bucks (you poor-assed bitch!), but I have waited very patiently and don't wanna wait any more. Thanks, asshole! ;)