Something's burning

The house smelled all pretty today -- Mommy has been burning a cucumber & cantaloupe candle that Aunt Daddy gave her for Christmas.

I went over to see the candle on the end table, and then I turned around and sat down in front of it, waving my tail quite happily.

But then, the house smelled bad. Like it was on fire or something.

And suddenly, my butt was very warm.

Jesus Christ, my tail wagged over the flame and my fur caught fire!!!

I'm OK, really. Just pissed off 'cause some of my fur singed off. But this proves it -- I've got me one hot ass!!!