Maison de Merde

Mommy had christened our new king-size litterbox as Pooh Corner, but the dumb bitch was gone all last week and shit started piling up, so we started wiping our butts on the hallway carpet. She had suggested to Aunt Daddy yesterday that maybe she should rename the area Pooh Hallway. Aunt Daddy said Maison de Merde would be more fitting. Asshole!