I Crap In a Box

I'm Maddie, a fabulous foul-mouthed Calico from Washington, D.C. I sleep, whine and poop a lot. Swearing like a sailor and vomiting like a supermodel round out my typical day. Tormenting my sister also warms my heart!

Monday, February 16, 2004

Ow

Kadi and I got into a big fight last night (nothing new around here), but this time she drew blood from my chin, and I have a big scab forming under there. Fucking shithead!

She's like a shark now -- she can smell my blood no matter where I am. So last night, Mommy and I went to bed, and Kadi jumped right up on me and tried scratching at my owie on my chin. So Mommy, for the first time in several months, scooped Kadi up and made her sleep in her cage. Let me tell you, I got the BEST night of sleep in a long time last night! I wish she'd lock the little fucker up more often!

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