Puss-tacular

Last night, Mommy was holding me and singing with me. Unfortunately, Kadi saw my tail a-dangling, and because she thinks it's a scratching post, she started jumping up and pulling on it. Ow. Asshole!

So I started to get ready to jump down to run away, but Mommy got a better idea: Operation Puss Drop. She dropped me straight onto Kadi. I went *bonk* on her empty little head, and she was dazed and confused. I hissed at both of them and strolled away. Fuckers!!!