Shitty kisses

I like having a clean house and breathing clean air. I also like being the only one to leave skid marks on the carpet. But then, last night, Kadi took a walloping dump in Pooh Corner, and not only did she not bury her shit, she didn't wipe her ass on the litter, either.

I went to the bathtub faucet, and Kadi followed to see what I was doing (copycat!). Her stinky, shitty ass left little round shit prints on the porcelain. They looked like shitty little kisses everywhere. I hate her.