Swoosh of Shit

Mommy decided to spend almost a week at Grandma's house, and she just got her ass home yesterday. She was very impressed with Kadi and me that we did not eat all the food she left ('cause Kadi always used to park her ass at the auto feeder till it was drained; now she actually left me food so I wouldn't be hungry before Mommy got back!), and she was even happier that we crapped in our box instead of on the floor (like Kadi did the day Mommy left). Ugh! We got a fresh box on Sunday, and first thing Tuesday morning, Kadi left a whopping, steaming crap in the living room. Bad cat!

Personally, even though I shat in Pooh Corner like a good girl, I still just cannot help but wipe my ass on the walls. It's kind of like the legendary Mark of Zorro -- instead, mine is the Swoosh of Shit!