I Crap In a Box

I'm Maddie, a fabulous foul-mouthed Calico from Washington, D.C. I sleep, whine and poop a lot. Swearing like a sailor and vomiting like a supermodel round out my typical day. Tormenting my sister also warms my heart!

Thursday, March 18, 2004

Bad breakfast manners

Last night, while Mommy was sleeping, Kadi overturned my food dish, which was full of wondrous wet food and some chicken that Mommy had cooked last night. Read: I couldn't overturn the bowl (no thumbs!) to get to all that yummy goodness.

So this morning, Mommy overturned the bowl and gave me fresh food (she likes to feed me first because I am the good cat and I deserve it!), and then she went to fill Kadi's bowl. Only thing was, Kadi went scampering across my bowl and stuck her nasty foot in it! Ugh! And then she wasn't satisfied with her food, so she came over to my dish to see if she could steal a bite. I'm gonna hock a hairball in my dish once I've eaten enough for the morning, so that when that little shit goes to sample my food again, she'll get a nice, wet, hairy surprise!

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