Friend!

Last Saturday, I got a real treat. Aunt Tiff came over to see me! I was very pleased to have her around the apartment again, but I was highly disappointed that she was not wearing black. One of my favorite pastimes has been to wake up from a long hour's nap and see her sittin' on the couch in her black velvety pants that I adored so much. I loved to rub up against her and jump on her lap and share the fur love. But nooo, she was wearing jeans! Doesn't she realize that my hair just isn't so luminous on denim? I hereby declare that I will not allow her in the house again unless she is wearing some article of clothing that is black, because that way, she can remember her fun visits with me for a long time to come!