More kitty claw stories

I hope Mommy doesn't mind, but I was reading her e-mail while she was on her litterbox tonight, and I saw this in an e-mail from Uncle Chris, in response to the kitty stories posted below:

"(My aunt's) daughter has a cat, named Ambrose, and (I was) watching him for a few weeks. Well, he's very inquisitive, and one night whilst (I was) involved in some self-love, he decides to swat at my hand moving. Well, he's not declawed either -- no he got my hand, and the tip of (insert any pet name for a boy's favorite plaything on himself!). I was less than happy with him, and almost sold him to a Chinese restaurant."

Ba ha ha ha ha. He and Mommy both got clawed while exploring their nether regions. Too bad they can't just lick themselves like I do -- my tongue protects my little area pretty well!!!