I Crap In a Box

I'm Maddie, a fabulous foul-mouthed Calico from Washington, D.C. I sleep, whine and poop a lot. Swearing like a sailor and vomiting like a supermodel round out my typical day. Tormenting my sister also warms my heart!

Saturday, March 06, 2004

Shit sponge

Humans have a love sponge, but kitties have a shit sponge -- this is the item with which Mommy lovingly removes all the skid marks that Kadi and I leave on the carpet for her.

Yesterday, Pooh Corner was smelling particularly bad (Mommy keeps it clean enough, but the overpowering odor of kitten shit gets to be too much sometimes!), so we left Mommy lots of skid marks because we didn't want to wipe our butts on the stankin' litter. Mommy came home and said that our carpet looked like a driver's ed course, we had so many twists and turns for her to try to sidestep!

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