Angry Kitty and Pudge Ball

That's what Mommy and our vet called Kadi and me today. Assholes!

We have had a very traumatic morning, what with getting baths, being groomed and being shoved in our cages and being subjected to Mommy's horrible driving so that we could go get shot today.

Everyone in the waiting room kept saying how cute Kadi was, but nobody stopped to admire my gorgeous little face. I was very hurt and just couldn't see why Kadi is so adorable. Then again, nobody else has to live with her! People asked Mommy if Kadi is a good cat, and Mommy said that if you think that having shit broken, clawed, misplaced and shat upon is what you'd call good, then Kadi's a perfect little angel. She did tell everyone how Kadi likes to cling to the screen door at her eye-level and how Kadi has ripped the shit out of the screen, so I was pleased to hear that Mommy gets annoyed by her just as much as I do. She even told the vet how Kadi repeatedly tried to jump through the holiday wreath we had on the wall -- they laughed a lot at that. And, of course, Mommy did make sure to point me out and say that I was the good cat.

Turns out that I am more svelte than I was at this time last year -- I'm down to 17 pounds of lovin'. Kadi is at 7 pounds, so I can still sit on her when the mood strikes. I was the calm one who wedged my ass into a corner while Tracy and her assistant Tracy AND Mommy had to hold Kadi down so she could have a thermometer shoved up her ass. HA HA!!! That was funny! Kadi kept clawing and trying to bite all three of them. BOY, was she hissing and howling and putting up a fuss! Tracy Squared left the room for a minute to go get my shot, and we overheard them telling their colleagues that "Angry Kitty" was quite a handful.

Mommy is waiting for them to call ASPCA on her, because when Kadi jumped 14 feet when they got the first shot in her, Mommy went to grab her butt, and Kadi jumped off the table, but Mommy had gotten a firm grip on her tail, so Kadi was suspended in midair by her tail. The vets were none too pleased about this and said something nasty to her. But it's not like either of the Tracys were making a move to get Kadi back -- Mommy had to crawl around the floor in a skirt to get a hold of that slippery little puss!

We should have known the day would be for shit when we got groomed/bathed before we left. Not like it mattered -- so much fur flew in the doctor's office that we both looked like little ragamuffins. And Mommy was wearing a brand-new, sheer shirt, which Kadi managed to snag all over the place, not to mention the full coat of fur Mommy acquired while we were getting shot. And she had to go into work like that. LOL. Serves her right!

Anyway, they told Mommy that the "pudgy" cat (ahem) needs to keep up the weight loss and take off at least another pound by our appointment next year. You mean we need to go back there AGAIN?!?! Damn it! Mommy told the Tracys that it is funny to see my normally sedentary ass ripping across the apartment when Kadi starts chasing me. BITCH! I'm gonna throw up in her shoes and let Kadi into the lingerie drawer so she can rip up some frilly underthings tonight!