I Crap In a Box

I'm Maddie, a fabulous foul-mouthed Calico from Washington, D.C. I sleep, whine and poop a lot. Swearing like a sailor and vomiting like a supermodel round out my typical day. Tormenting my sister also warms my heart!

Sunday, May 02, 2004

Kitty door

Mommy's been in a crabby-ass mood lately (I think she's in heat), and I was surprised fur didn't fly today.

She walked up the front steps to our apartment building, and who was sitting on the balcony, sunning herself like nothing was wrong with it, but Kadi! Yep, the little shit tore open the screen door and decided to hang out outside while Mommy was gone. She did come right in when Mommy got through the front door, and as Mommy went to survey the damage, demon child tried to run back outside. Asshole! She's in her cage now. It's hotter than Hades in here today, and the building management won't turn on our a/c until the 15th. The only other window in the place is in our bedroom, but it's stuck and won't open. So thanks to Kadi, we will have to sit here and swelter until we get a new screen, 'cause Mommy can't leave the door open otherwise. Bitch!

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