I Crap In a Box

I'm Maddie, a fabulous foul-mouthed Calico from Washington, D.C. I sleep, whine and poop a lot. Swearing like a sailor and vomiting like a supermodel round out my typical day. Tormenting my sister also warms my heart!

Friday, May 28, 2004

Unparalleled cuteness

I haven't posted in awhile because, well, I haven't fucking felt like it. But I am certain you will find these gorgeous images of moi worth the wait!

This one needs no title, 'cause I'm just cute like that:



I am admiring Mommy's new bracelet that Aunt Angie gave her for her birthday:



My cuteness is disturbed by my sister but never truly forgotten:



Mommy took a break from photographing my image for some lesser cuteness:



Look at that Gene Simmons tongue!:



So she cleaned her ass and tried to kiss me with that tongue -- ewww!:



So I smacked her ass-smelling face away from me:



A metaphor for the prison in which I live every day:

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