Wax on

Mommy is threatening to wax my ass, 'cause my fur's so long back there that shit particles are continually getting trapped in it. She's always telling me how much I stink. Asshole!

Today, she got a wax job done on herself -- she had a stray hair on her lip, so she went to the salon and had it ripped off. Owwwie! She's got big red splotches where the hot wax was on her face. And she wants to have that done to my sensitive, precious little ass? Oh HELL no!