I Crap In a Box

I'm Maddie, a fabulous foul-mouthed Calico from Washington, D.C. I sleep, whine and poop a lot. Swearing like a sailor and vomiting like a supermodel round out my typical day. Tormenting my sister also warms my heart!

Monday, July 19, 2004

Party animals

What happens at the House of Maddie, you may ask? Not fucking much. Other than my unbridled cuteness, along with my shitting, stuffing myself till I puke, taking whopping shits and wiping my ass on the carpet, I blog and play with the computer after Mommy goes to bed. And then, when we know she's fast asleep, we shall tear up the house. Whaddaya think, is 3 a.m. a good time to start the par-tay?

Tonight, Mommy doused our asses with catnip so that we would let her get some rest (ha! fat chance!). Here, I detect some residual 'nip on Kadi -- one last chance to get high:



Finally free to use the computer, here I am, starting my blog for the evening:



I prefer the G4, but Kadi likes the iMac better:





My time is always spent in the blue chair:



But Kadi prefers the black-and-green one:



Although we try to stay the fuck away from each other, sometimes we conspire on how to get Mommy to feed us treats:



Well, Mommy wanted us to be sleepy, but we're wired and ready for another full night of partying in the litterbox! Where's the kitty porn?!?!



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