Rumors

Our favorite Aunt Shan is moving to the West Coast in two weeks. She has taken wonderful care of Kadi and me when Mommy goes out whoring around on work trips. But the irony of all ironies is that, when Mommy goes to visit her next month, who's gonna take care of us kitties?

I keep hearing discussions about possibly having Mommy drop Kadi and me off in Pittsburgh for two weeks so Mommy can go whore around visit Shan. Oh Christ! Isn't there anybody in the Alexandria area who, for two weeks, would feed us and scoop up our litterbox and scrub our skid marks out of the carpet and clean up all the glassware Kadi breaks? I don't wanna go for a ride in the car! Waaahhh!!!