'Bout time she got back!

Mommy said she had lots of fun at Journal Con this weekend!

All I know is that the bitch wasn't here all fucking weekend and that I was very, very hungry by the time she dragged her tired ass home after midnight each night.

I just wanna welcome y'all to my site -- I know, you came here expecting to see something else, but it's gone *poof* (not like I go *poop* -- that is a very different and much more gratifying experience). She enjoyed meeting everyone, and if she missed you, well then she's a big poopy-head who should have said hello on my behalf!

All in all, I understand she had way too many cocktails, not enough sleep and can't drive or park worth a shit. Hence the parking ticket on the coffee table and a very queasy Uncle Pratt, who had the horror ride of his life when she took him to Union Station via driving-through-oncoming-traffic on Vermont Avenue! Now he sees what I go through in my little cage in the backseat when we go to the vet and I go flying when she makes U-turns!!!