I Crap In a Box

I'm Maddie, a fabulous foul-mouthed Calico from Washington, D.C. I sleep, whine and poop a lot. Swearing like a sailor and vomiting like a supermodel round out my typical day. Tormenting my sister also warms my heart!

Sunday, September 12, 2004

Rockin' the box

Oh, I had THE most glorious poop today! I mean, we're talking a Maddie-lost-five-pounds kind of dump. If only there were a light and a magazine inside Pooh Corner, it would have been a picturesque experience.

Unfortunatley, Mommy caught me exiting the box, and she was furious that I did not cover my wet mound of ass love. For the first time ever, she uttered the words, "You should learn litterbox etiquette from your sister."

What?!?! I am the perfect feline friend. How DARE she suggest I learn something from the Short Bus of the cat world?!?!

When Kadi enters the litterbox, she does her business and digs a hole practically to China. The whole apartment complex knows when she's box-bound, because she literally rocks the damn litterbox. She treats it like a sandbox! At least I am very quiet when I do my business, although I guess I can see her point that she'd rather hear me than smell me. Oh well! Tough shit!!!

5 Comments:

At 11:29 AM, Blogger JaG said...

Aren't cats the cutest!!! I love mine!!

 
At 10:21 PM, Blogger Suburban Island said...

Okay, this cat crap makes me laugh!

 
At 12:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

OH GOD AAahahahaa! This is my first visit here ... I'm DYING with laughter! Only a cat-lover would understand the beautiful insanity of living with these creatures. Thanks for making me laugh outloud. (My cats are now staring at me like I am nuts...) :)

Christine ... from www.infinitepink.com

 
At 10:43 PM, Blogger ChatNoir said...

One word: Bookmarked.

 
At 5:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Once i came to this site and it had poo poo paintings on someones blog, that were by spike. Does any one know the url to that blog????

 

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