Pissy pussy

And I ain't talkin' about me, for a change!

Quote of the day: "When a girl orders a penis, she does not want it when it feels like coming -- she wants it now!!!" -- Mommy.

See, Mommy sells Passion Parties stuff -- toys and lubes and the like. And she and a fellow Party girl are waiting very impatiently (duh) for their shipments to come in.

But, alas, Mommy said nothing in the shipment is even for her, not even the Mini Tongue with the attached Bullet. Not even the Marshmallow Whipped Creme or the Twin Rabbit c-ring. Thing is, she'd love to buy all of those items, but she's 'po and is left to either A.) find a tomcat to do the work or B.) take matters into her own hands.

Oh, PLEASE won't my favorite readers in the Washington, D.C., area schedule a party so Mommy can afford the rent next month and maybe, just maybe, buy some new vibrators? 'Cause she's a real bitch when she isn't getting laid!!!

Thank you!
Love, Maddie

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