Power poop

The cable guy came today to take away our five million channels of nothingness. In preparation, Mommy cleaned the living area and lit some yummy scented candles.

Probably five minutes before he arrived, my little sister Kadi -- for the first time -- did me proud. She took a mighty shit in Pooh Corner. We're talking shitting out her body weight. Man, did it stink. When people say, "Holy shit," I think they refer to such powerful dumps.

Mommy was mortified when the cable guy knocked. She had sprayed tons of air freshener, but really, the place smelled like Glade and poop. He probably thought it was HER ass that was so rotten!!! Hah!